In recent weeks our share-market portfolio has tanked about A$40,000 as trade wars across the world escalate. So commercially I'm no fan of Donald Trump. He's cost me a lot of money ... and more losses loom.
So why the turn of events mentioned in the title of this post? It's simple. My US family gave me a lovely Christmas present ... and I cannot thank them enough. My present contained the two exquisite items shown below. The first is a toilet roll where each sheet has an image of DT printed on it.
Can you imagine the thrill I'll receive each time I use those sheets to wipe my behind!? And, secondly, there was a tin of mints that I'll also enjoy ... and not just because I like the mint flavour and the opportunity to breath scented air over those with whom I'm talking. I'll enjoy trying to undermine DT's credibility by offering the tin to friends and relatives to select their own mint capsule. The looks of amazement will go some way to offset the financial losses he's imposed on me in recent months through his insane policies.
Do you share my sentiments? Please let me know.
AS
So why the turn of events mentioned in the title of this post? It's simple. My US family gave me a lovely Christmas present ... and I cannot thank them enough. My present contained the two exquisite items shown below. The first is a toilet roll where each sheet has an image of DT printed on it.
Can you imagine the thrill I'll receive each time I use those sheets to wipe my behind!? And, secondly, there was a tin of mints that I'll also enjoy ... and not just because I like the mint flavour and the opportunity to breath scented air over those with whom I'm talking. I'll enjoy trying to undermine DT's credibility by offering the tin to friends and relatives to select their own mint capsule. The looks of amazement will go some way to offset the financial losses he's imposed on me in recent months through his insane policies.
Do you share my sentiments? Please let me know.
AS
1 comment:
I am not a fan but George Bush senior served his country well. I didn't know GB was in the war. Donald Trump wanting to keep migrants out and cause division when the United States is made up of different nationalities as is the United Kingdom.
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